Four weeks already. As Day mentioned tomorrow we move Northward, first into steamy mess of Mumbai, then up into the Arabian intrigue of Rajastan, India's princely desert state (where it is rumoured to be around 40C...at least the tourists will have vacated and prices may be cheaper...).
A long-term trip develops its own rhythms. Ours seems to form roughly around several weeks of 'sight-oriented' exhausting zaniness punctuated by cooling extended stays. We find it important to allow time for doing nothing so the experiences of travel - the bizarreness, assaults and curiosities- are able to sediment and stick. Hampi provided this refuge:



Not that Hampi itself isn't sacred and bizarre: the traditional abode of Hanuman the Monkey God, the region features prominently in the ancient Sanscrit epic the Ramayana. Rama (Vishnu incarnated in human form) requests Hanuman's help in defeating Ravana, a demon-god who has captured Rama's girlfriend, Sita, and carried her to his lair in Sri Lanka. Hanuman grows to massive proportion, spans the ocean to Lanka in three steps, reduces to normal size and spies on Ravana, providing Rama with valuable intelligence for the impending war. Hanuman comes to represent the virtues of loyalty, sacrifice, agility, strength. (The first photo below shows two stickers of Hanuman stuck to my water-bottle; the second a temple entrance and an encounter.)


To understand Hanuman's mythical character simply imagine he is a loyal Western dog, a valued companion. The dog in India, however, is a filthy disgusting beast that will lie around all day pretending to be calm and placid, then turn into a sly violent attacker around sundown. I've taken to carrying a walking/beating stick during my Hampi hill wanderings; I've named it 'Walter' in honour of the fat, belligerent jerk in the movie The Big Lebowski: "Mark it zero, Smokie!". Walter and I have at last count, cracked the skulls of no fewer than three mongrels: twice because they were making feints and nips at me, once because they were about to eviscerate a little German Weiner dog the (vain) owner of the guesthouse has. Is there a more satisfying sound than the hollow 'THUNK' that comes from nearly braining an attacking beast in self-defense? I dunno.
Poetry. Twenty-something very urban Londoner to me: "Hey Moses, whats up with carrying the stick?" Me: "Use your imagination." No more than thirty minutes later there is a commotion, some frenzied barking, then cries for help. We round a cluster of boulders to find Mr. Wise-ass stranded on top of a smallish rock, a mean prick of a dog at the ready. Mr. Wise-ass is hopping up and down slightly, both hands stuffed down his shorts and clutching his balls. No shit! We must have laughed for close to an hour...then we helped him down.
On a hill opposite our guesthouse is Hanuman's Temple, where some of the the photos above and below were taken. Its a beautiful spot to relax and enjoy a tranquil sunset...as soon as you've conspired with the monkeys to push the evolutionary-challenged didgerydoo-and-drum-banging simpletons off the precipice. Yeah, then its real nice: one can even take a photo and enjoy the quiet company of one's spouse. And yes, those are big sweat-stains on my belly: one works up a solid sweat climbing thousands of steps in 35C heat, and then ruthlessly annihilating morons who mistake music for banging things and making belching noises.






Hanuman is also, of course, the protector-diety of every climber who finds himself way-out and whimpering twenty feet above the granite, hands greasy and slick in the choking heat, two moves away from the top (but will that flake hold?), with a freight-train of images smashing from his guts to his brain and back again: "OK maybe only an ankle if I fall straight, but if I twist sideways that's bad...maybe they can carry me the two miles to the dirt track...to get a rickshaw to the hospital...but whats the fucking hospital like?! It's fucking India: they'll probably just eat me! Oh shit its hot! Move the pad!...". And so on.
As Hanuman saves the shit-scared climber, so the geologic fortifications of the area itself helped save southern Hinduism. The temples and forts we spent four weeks living amongst held, in the 16th Century, India's largest population south of the Gangetic Basin and an army to match. One of the highlights are the Elephant Stables, from which the Hindu kings would call forth massive and well-armoured war-elephants:

But Hampi's formidable geographic advantage probably contributed to its destruction: convinced of his own impregnability, the king pissed off both his neighbours, and chose to fight a war on two fronts: one against the Portugeuse to the South, another with the Muslim North. A classic fuck-up of statesmanship.
What else of four weeks? Much bouldering, until the inevitable Hampi heat-induced lethargy set in around a week ago. Afternoons spent reading on the hammock. Yoga. Learning how to ride a motorbike on the backroads. Watching and learning about rice and banana cultivation. Dayna in full "Nurse-mode", helping heal infected cuts and wounds, bellyaches, fevers. Feeling the occassional midnight thunderstorms sweep across the valley, anticipating the mist that would fall on us through holes torn by monkeys in the thatch roof. Carefully crossing rice paddies at dusk, tired from climbing, knowing that cobras emerge from the rocks every evening to feed on frogs. Jumping back startled at the sight of one, then watching it move soundlessly away; that strange motion-without-motion that holds so much hypnotic power. Observing the streetlife of a quiet rural Indian village, how mother's carry young ones into the street to pee, then carefully bathe them:

And finally, a parting shot: Day hard at work slogging through "Trains at a Glance", (ha!) the massive schedule-book of Indian Railways. So love, what's the best connection to Mumbai?