Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Moo

So, after more than five months in India, I'm still not used to the cows.

In Varanasi's Old City the lanes are often only four feet wide; getting anywhere requires carefully squeezing past a massive, heaving, swaying and potentially lethal bullock. Dayna seems to enjoy finding the most mountainous bull possible, sneaking past it, and whippings its ass in an attempt to cause a stampede that crushes Dylan and I.

I've decided that cows are the epitome of Hindu spiritual aspiration: unfazed by heat, stench, noise and all of teeming India screaming by in a rush of mad buying and selling. Their glassy eyes, often mistaken for idiocy, are really examples of profound bovine spiritual detachment. They are the enlightened sadhus of the animal world: beyond physical illusion, at peace.

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