Friday, June 5, 2009

Tips for a Relaxing Massage

1) Ideally, find a comfy spot splattered in dried feces.
2) Lay down on the ground on a filthy rag in the center of a busy square.
3) Add a troop of hostile monkeys chattering and throwing small objects from above.
4) Listen to the relaxing din of drums, bells and cymbols.
5) Pay a small happy man to grind, stand and step all over you!

Dylan gets the star treatment on the banks of the Ganges, Varanasi.

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